Nice to know these clever people are spending time and effort and money discovering what everyone already knows. The best bit has to be right here:
What do they give these guys to smoke?They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.
And to give you an idea of the kind of people we're dealing with here, one of the guys who contributed to this research is named Robert Smith?. What's weird about that you ask? The question mark is part of his surname.
Lastly... Anyone else worried that this study has been given thumbs up by "Professor Neil Ferguson, who is one of the UK government's chief advisors on controlling the spread of swine flu."? If you sneeze, and hear an oncoming chainsaw, run! Neil is coming for you!
