The screamed utterance of "YOU NOOB!" echoed around the quantum singularity that encompassed the last of LlamaKIND and the tiny fragment of the Universe that remained after the collapse of the bubble that had previously threatened to alter the familiar analog world to a digital travesty. To the survivors it looked like ShoLAN had won, it had achieved the perfection it had sought, a blank clean slate with nothing left to tarnish it’s perfect nothingness … nothing, except us.
We found ourselves in the eye of the perfect time maelstrom able to perceive every moment in our timeline, able to observe every event in the last ten years that led us to this point, but helplessly watching as events looped and repeated themselves, exact copies of the events recorded in the LlamaHISTORY … or was it?
One Llama noticed that in some iterations the outcomes were subtly different, not much, just the odd frag here and there but different none the less. The more he watched and the more closely he observed the time loops the more they changed from what had been recorded in the history books … in these tiny changes he saw our salvation.
A combination of LlamaPHILOSOPHERS, and LlamaENGINEERS debated the risks of altering our timeline until a CyberLlama pointed out that we’d ended the Universe and we couldn’t exactly make things worse … so they threw caution to the wind and devised a way of throwing key members of the CyberLlamas back into the maelstrom, able to interact with the events of the past and able to influence or change them. They figured that as long as something changed, the outcome had to be better than what they had forged for themselves the first time.
Are you enough of a Llama to risk the very existence of the Universe? Can you re-visit the events of the past and create a better future … any future?
For anyone joining the LlamaLAN Party fashionably late and who are sitting there reading this dramatic prose wondering, “What The Llama are they talking about?â€, our dedicated team of artists, well artist, has summarised most of the last ten events into one short film. We hope that you enjoy it and that it puts what has come before into perspective, and more importantly, whetted your appetite for what will come … again.
You can find the “Story so far … “ at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYSQ4H9Mhe8&hd=1 , and if that doesn’t satiate your need for epic back story, the full original videos can all be found in the LlamaLAN channel in YouTube.
More details will follow in the next few days, but here are a few things to consider …
… we’ve already sold the minimum number of tickets for the event to be confirmed so it is definitely happening.
… there are already 32 signups and so potentially only 8 more tickets left to be grabbed, so get them soon at the discounted price of £20, saving a fiver. We suspect that there will be few or none left by the time we hit the 1st October price increase.
… this event will be a celebration of the best of LlamaLAN so far, for regulars it will be a wonderful chance to revisit the past, for new attendees it will be an unmissable opportunity to show you what you’ve missed so far and can hope to enjoy in the future.
So, sign up, pay up, pick your seat and hold on tight for what may be the best LlamaLAN event yet!
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